me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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