He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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