And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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