There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize