Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
