idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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