Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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