he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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