Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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