it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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