we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He kissed a someone with a penis
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize