That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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