I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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