Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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