I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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