I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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