After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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