Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
