The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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