Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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