I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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