Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize