dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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