I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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