We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The beer is more important than you right now.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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