thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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