there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
