Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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