Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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