i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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