I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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