Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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