anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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