Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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