everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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