did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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