What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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