Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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