this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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