can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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