So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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