even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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