spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?