bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.