Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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