Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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