He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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