sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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