brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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