no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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