please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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