do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we made out on top of his cat.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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