THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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