can we get nightvision for the apartment?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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