Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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