But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
