That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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