If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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