My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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