Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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