you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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