Got a toothbrush?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
