If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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