chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
They are going to name an STD after you.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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