I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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