So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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